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JOKES

Bloke Jokes A selection of un-pc jokes.....

Bird Flu Victim Picture of latest casualty.....

Bird Flu Victim 2 Another casualty .....

Agony Aunt 1 I would be most grateful for any advice.....

Agony Aunt 2 I have been engaged for almost a year......

Because I'm Blonde A girl came skipping home from school.....

Bricklayers Report This is a bricklayer's accident report.....

Cross Examination WIFE: "What would you do if I died?.......

Bush President Bush was visiting a primary school......

The Chicken and The Horse On the farm lived a chicken and a horse.....

10 Laws of Computing When computing, whatever happens.....

Course Change This is a transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation.....

Evening Classes NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR WOMEN (& MEN).....

Who's Your Daddy? Replies that British women have put on CSA forms.....

The 2004 Darwin Awards Winner An annual honour given to the person who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves.......

Dear God One for all you non believers.....

Your Life In Their Hands Unclassified actual writings on hospital charts.....

Best Singles Ad Ever Written This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed......

Dudley Earthquake At 00:54 on Monday 23 September an earthquake.....

Essex Schoolgirls A train hits a busload of Essex Schoolgirls and they all perish......

The Feds are Watching You
In the USA the new Homeland Security Bill has been passed. Things will now be different and Internet surfing will be tracked by what the FBI calls a "non-intrusive method." The FBI says you will not notice anything different and it will not affect the common man......

Federal Aviation Agency I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings.....

Hooker A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas......

Hospital 1 Mental Health Hospital answering machine

Hospital 2 A beautiful girl is lying in a hospital bed.....

Return Of The Irish Daughter The Irish daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years.....

Morality Test This test only has one question.....

Button Chase
This will really get your blood pressure up......

Definition Of Old Old is when.......

New Priest A new priest at his first mass was so nervous.....

Deep Thoughts 1 Thought for the day........

Deep Thoughts 2 More thoughts.................

Tommy Cooper 1 If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key....

Tommy Cooper 2 Two Aerials meet on a roof......

Tommy Cooper 3 I had a meal last night.....

Truths Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.....

99 Bottles of Beer
Click If You Dare

This will do more than get your blood boiling......

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

New Computer Virus THE GEORGE BUSH: Attacks everything......

Erection Problems Frank can't obtain an erection......

Spoilt Woman Mother, father and young son are visiting the circus....

Quick Buck A woman was walking down the street........

Snobbish Son There once was a man who owned a sausage factory......

Perfect Breasts A guy walking down the street sees a woman.....

Junior There's a little fellow named Junior who hangs out.....

Black Country Humour White van man to pedestrian.....

Camera for Sale One of my mates is selling his digital camera off cheap as he will be staying in hospital for a long time and doesn't need it. Is anyone interested? To get an idea of the picture quality, this is the last photo he took with it.....

Ventriloquist and the Blond A ventriloquist is touring the clubs.....

Coming Of Age A couple were sitting up waiting for their fifteen year old son....

Many Kids A woman walks into the welfare office, trailed by 15 kids...

Pig Breeder A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them.....

Another Pig? A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road.....

Witch Doctor After a few years of married life....

Double Entendres Some of the finest double entendres on British TV & Radio.....

Clever Dog As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop.......

Shower How To Shower Like a Woman/Man......

Girls Names 3 girls wondered where they got their names.....

Plastic Surgery A woman was insecure about herself because she was 45....

Another Blond A blond was driving along a country road......

Pecker Rings Two men are sitting in the doctor's office.....

Fat Pigs There were these three farmers......

Stutterer A man had a bad case of stuttering......

Google Translation Not a joke in the true sense, but give it a go.

Download Download the Internet........

Have a laugh with some quickie jokes

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