Big Alert

This is a big alert box that displays a lot of information about the guest.
Highlight and copy/paste into the <body> tag
<html>
<head><title>Big Alert</title></head>
<body onLoad="set();showAlert(); ">
<div class="text11">
	Here is a very large alert box with several different fun and interesting messages for visitors
</div>
<script language="JavaScript" type="text/javascript">
<!--
	var newline = "\n\n";
	var now = new Date();
	var millinow=now.getTime()/1000;
	var hours = now.getHours();
	var minutes = now.getMinutes();
	var seconds = now.getSeconds();	
	now.setHours(now.getHours()+1);
	var min=60*now.getUTCHours()+now.getUTCMinutes() + now.getUTCSeconds()/60;
	var internetTime=(min/1.44);
	internetTime="Internet Time: @"+Math.floor(internetTime);
	var clock = "It's exactly "+hours+":"+minutes+":"+seconds+" hours";
	var browser = "You are using " + navigator.appName +" "+navigator.appVersion;	
	var winwidth= window.screen.width;
	var winheight= window.screen.height;
	var screenresolution= "Screen resolution: "+window.screen.width+" x "+window.screen.height;
	var lastdoc = "You came from: "+document.referrer;	
	var expDays = 30;
	var exp = new Date(); 
	exp.setTime(exp.getTime() + (expDays*24*60*60*1000));

function Who(info){
    var VisitorName = GetCookie('VisitorName')
    if (VisitorName == null) {
		VisitorName = "stranger";
        SetCookie ('VisitorName', VisitorName, exp);
     }
        return VisitorName;
}

function When(info){
                var rightNow = new Date()
                var WWHTime = 0;
                WWHTime = GetCookie('WWhenH')
                var lastHereFormatting = new Date(WWHTime);  // Date-i-fy that number
				//alert(WWHTime);
                var intLastVisit = (lastHereFormatting.getYear() * 10000)+(lastHereFormatting.getMonth() * 100) + lastHereFormatting.getDate()
                var lastHereInDateFormat = "" + lastHereFormatting;  // Gotta use substring functions
                var dayOfWeek = lastHereInDateFormat.substring(0,3)
                var dateMonth = lastHereInDateFormat.substring(4,11)
                var timeOfDay = lastHereInDateFormat.substring(11,16)
                var year = lastHereInDateFormat.substring(23,25)
                var WWHText = dayOfWeek + ", " + dateMonth + " at " + timeOfDay // display
                SetCookie ("WWhenH", rightNow.getTime(), exp)
				//alert(WWHText);
        return WWHText;
		
}
function Count(info){
        var psj=0;
        // How many times
                var WWHCount = GetCookie('WWHCount')
                if (WWHCount == null) {
                        WWHCount = 0;
                }
                else{
                        WWHCount++;
                }
                SetCookie ('WWHCount', WWHCount, exp);
        return WWHCount;
}
function set(){
        VisitorName = prompt("Who are you?",'');
        SetCookie ('VisitorName', VisitorName, exp);
        SetCookie ('WWHCount', 0, exp);
        SetCookie ('WWhenH', 0, exp);
		return VisitorName;
		
}

function getCookieVal (offset) {  
        var endstr = document.cookie.indexOf (";", offset);  
        if (endstr == -1)    
                endstr = document.cookie.length;  
                return unescape(document.cookie.substring(offset, endstr));
}
function GetCookie (name) {  
        var arg = name + "=";  
        var alen = arg.length;  
        var clen = document.cookie.length;  
        var i = 0;  
        while (i < clen) {    
        var j = i + alen;    
        if (document.cookie.substring(i, j) == arg)      
                return getCookieVal (j);    
                i = document.cookie.indexOf(" ", i) + 1;    
                if (i == 0) break;   
        }  
        return null;
}
function SetCookie (name, value) {  
        var argv = SetCookie.arguments;  
        var argc = SetCookie.arguments.length;  
        var expires = (argc > 2) ? argv[2] : null;  
        var path = (argc > 3) ? argv[3] : null;  
        var domain = (argc > 4) ? argv[4] : null;  
        var secure = (argc > 5) ? argv[5] : false;  
        document.cookie = name + "=" + escape (value) + 
        ((expires == null) ? "" : ("; expires=" + expires.toGMTString())) + 
        ((path == null) ? "" : ("; path=" + path)) +  
        ((domain == null) ? "" : ("; domain=" + domain)) +    
        ((secure == true) ? "; secure" : "");
}
function DeleteCookie (name) {  
        var exp = new Date();  
        exp.setTime (exp.getTime() - 1);  
        // This cookie is history  
        var cval = GetCookie (name);  
        document.cookie = name + "=" + cval + "; expires=" + exp.toGMTString();

}
var countvisits="You've been here " + Count() + " time(s). Last time was " + When() +"."
if (navigator.javaEnabled()) {
   var javaenabled="Your browser is able to run java-applets";
}
else {
   var javaenabled="Your browser is not able to run java-applets";
}
function showAlert() {
	var later = new Date()
	var millilater=later.getTime()/1000 
	var loadTime=(Math.floor((millilater-millinow)*100))/100
	var loadTimeResult= "It took you "+loadTime+" seconds to load this page"
	var babiesborn=Math.ceil(loadTime*4.18)
	var babiesbornresult="While this page was loading "+babiesborn+" babies have been born"
	if (babiesborn==1){babiesbornresult="While this page was loading "+babiesborn+" baby has been born"}
	alert(newline+newline+"Welcome "+VisitorName+"!"+newline+newline+browser+newline+clock+newline+loadTimeResult+newline+internetTime+newline+screenresolution+newline+lastdoc+newline+countvisits+newline+javaenabled+newline+babiesbornresult+newline+newline+"And don't forget to download more fun-scripts from http://www.bravenet.com"+newline+newline)
}
// -->
</script>
</body>
</html>